This is myself with a young lady named Rebecca. It was taken in the dining room of a cruise ship on Halloween evening by my very understanding wife a few years back. Rebecca, at the time, was a young aspiring actress who had played bit parts in some of Burt Reynolds classic Redneck car action movies. She was aboard with a girlfriend and the mother of the girlfriend and, needless to say commanded a lot of attention wherever and whenever she appeared on land or at sea.

On the night she wore this costume to the dining room you could hear of lot a waiters running into one another, dropping trays and generally making a fairly comical mess of things.